Stupid Hot has earned bragging rights, again and again, with its amazing flavors and extreme heat! This sauce is bound to take you to another dimension as the ingredients are designed so the taste builds into complex flavors.
First, the sweetness of chocolate begins to soothe your palate and prepares your mouth for the upcoming fruitiness and intense heat of Red Savina™ Habanero. Then, as the peppery essence warms the back of your throat, the capsaicin mounts into wave after wave of almost “Unbearable” Fire! But it doesn’t stop there, the Stupid Hot is magnified by each and every swallow and maintains the fiery sensation for twenty to thirty minutes.
Posted by Unknown on 3rd Jul 2012
At the last Firey Foods Show in Albuquerque, Nm., I had the opportunity to try your Stupid Hot Sauce. Just a little bit went a very, very long way. My mouth was still burning about 40 minuits after I tried your sauce.(now that's impressive) I am curious though, just for the sake of knowledge, what is the measured scoville rating of the Stupid Hot Sauce? (I'm guessing up in the millions). Thank you for the experience.
Posted by Amp on 4th Mar 2012
Went to a Fiery Food Show and came across a booth with what is affectionally known as the stupid hot sauce. Having been a person that has the highest tolerance of anyone I've ever met, I had to try this. Took about 2 or 3 drops and downed it. The taste was nice but I felt no heat. After about 20 seconds I felt a bit of heat but nothing near what I was told to expect. It slowly built in my throat and mouth for a minute and that is when it hit me. I could barely swallow without the sensation of painful heat. My eyes were watering and refused to stop and my heart was pounding in my chest. After about 10 minutes the heat in my mouth and throat subsided. The pounding in my chest and sweating continued for the next 10 minutes.
All in all it was rediculous how bad it hit me and took me about 20 minutes in total to recover. After having never tasted anything too hot for me I have come across this and took it to a whole other level. Tastes great and in very small doses is great in chil, salsa, and marinades. After the experience I had to buy a bottle to share the experience with my friends.
Posted by Tim H on 17th Jul 2011
This sauce is great. I love hot sauce. The hotter the better for me.
Went to a local hot sauce show in Kenner, La and tried many different hot sauces. I first tried a black bottled sauce (a small sample spoon size) with a snake on it (hiding sauce name, but you may know which one I mean) and it sneaked up on me and got me bad, but was gone in roughly 5-6 minutes after trying a sample spoon worth. I was upset of its potency to burn me out and knock me to the ground like I was looking for.
Then after eating food and drinking some milk to cool down the fire of all of the sauces I had together, I went to try the STUPID HOT HOT SAUCE.
I was warned it was hot and that if I like hot I can try it, but be careful. I sure did want to try it. I have a try me spoon and tried what I would guess roughly 1/16 or 1/32 of a teaspoon (roughly 5-6 drops of it) at one time. Was told it's the largest sampling that was tried that day. Found out on internet later that day that only 1 drop is recommended at a time.
I took a bite and, at first, NOTHING...no taste, no feeling, no heat, nothing. I though either the sauce was too weak or my taste buds were burnt out thanks to all the other hot sauces I tried.
I was WRONG. Near 20 seconds later, I got one of the greatest savory flavors I ever had in my life. I found it sweet and loved the chocolate flavor it had (I'm a Chocoholic as well). The flavor hit my taste buds perfectly...then I found out how TRULY STUPID I was and why my wife now calls me MR STUPID.
The middle of my throat started feeling warm, the it felt like the heat was going into the bottom of my throat, then to the top of it.
The heat went away after that, or so I thought.
About 30 seconds-1 minute after I thought it was gone, the fire was back in my throat and it came back with friends. My chest was now getting hot and feeling like my chest was being flame-broiled over an open grill/pit and my chest was the main course.
Next, my chest felt like it was being constricted and it became slightly harder to breath than normal. Then it felt like my chest was going to collapse on it self.
I walked away from the booth to look at other stuff, but the heat would not leave. I starting freaking out thinking I would fall straight to the ground, which I think made the burn worse (I find the calmer you are the better your body deals with heat)
I tried to make it outside to sit down, but I felt a fuse being lit in my stomach area and I knew I had to go to the bathroom. It felt like I was about to PASS STRAIGHT FIRE out of my BUTT, but as soon as I got to the bathroom and closed the stall door the fuse reached the fire in my chest and sent it to my throat where it mixed with the fire in my throat...leading to one of the GREATEST EXPERIENCES of my life...I THREW-UP (vomited) all of the other hot sauce that cooled down in my system and food I ate at the show and blood was blown out of my nose. Hurt badly, but felt AWESOME!!! I feel addicted to the lovely stupid fire hot pain this sauce gives.
This was it, the FIRST HOT SAUCE I ever found that KICKED MY BUTT and SENT ME PACKING. Exactly what I was looking for in a Hot Sauce...Crazy some may same...but as my wife state I am MR. STUPID after trying this sauce. She's right but I'm glad I tried it and would go back for more.
In fact, I loved it so much that I just had to buy a bottle of it to use as an ADDITIVE ONLY (and only a drop) in my sauces. This bottle will last a long time for me and I can't wait to start using it.
So if you want a sauce so hot that it knocks you to the ground, lets you get back up and knocks you down again and repeats til you can no longer get back up, this is the sauce for you.
Thanks for being at the Pontchartrain Center, in Louisiana and selling me this hot sauce.
You have made the dreams or a true Wild, but very STUPID, Heat head come true. I can't wait to try more next time.
I've said it before, but if you looking for a very hot sauce, this is the one for you.
Posted by Steve D on 3rd Mar 2011
I crack the seal, grab a handy silver (yes, sterling ... I only use the best for this kind of adventure) and carefully drop two (2) drops into the bowl, followed by a slight wipe-off of the bottle on the edge of the spoon (I think this is 2 & 1/2 drops ... ), and then simply stick the whole thing in my mouth ...
The following few moments are a bit hard to describe ... I will try to capture them as I remember them (and believe me, they are MEMORABLE!!!!). The first sensation is that I can't move ... then, I feel like I have put a blowtorch straight down my throat (what was Deep Throat about, anyway ... ), and then I have the sensation that I have run, nose first, into a concrete wall, at something exceeding 25 MPH, with no headgear, and no time to turn sideways. After that, 20-30 minutes pass where varying degrees of the same sensations go through my head, alternating with a seriously basic instinct to simply breathe. It was the most serious capsicum rush I've ever experienced, along with the most seriously confused emotional reaction regarding whether continuing to or to simply give up and die was the better choice.
In conclusion, you've outdone yourself - this is simply the hottest, baddest and best hot sauce I have ever tasted. Most people will not be able to tolerate even a drop, but, for those incredibly sick individuals who have completely succumbed to capsicum addiction, this is a very rare treat. My congratulations.
Posted by Dan Z. on 3rd Mar 2011
I think your sauces that you make are excellent. The stupid hot was just amazingly hot and i have been able to tolarate hot things my whole life, but this sauce by far exceeds my limits.
Posted by Nic O on 3rd Mar 2011
Hi my name is nic i am 14 years old, and my parents just bought your STUPID HOT Sause from the Indiana state fair and i look like to say that i RESPECT your sause. i have tried many hot sauses but yours is the hottest. i took just a tiny bit about 20 minutes ago and it still burns the roof of my mouth. i started to just about eat everything in my house to try and get the hottnest out but it wouldnt go away. i would just like to say that your hot sause ROCKS your doing a great JOB.